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It's a shredder's eternal nightmare: The soundtrack of heaven is of a choir of sweet-voiced nuns singing choral arrangements of classic rock anthems.

In my book, DEVINE INTERVENTION, just such a choir (called Nun of the Above, of course) makes this bad dream come true for all the troubled young souls in heaven's rehab program.  

If the lovely ladies of Nun of the Above ever do get around to releasing an album on the earthly plain, this is what the cover will look like.